Tuesday, May 27, 2008

May 27th - Low Gross and Net

1st FLIGHT GROSS

91 Leah Dukes
96 Joan Rogers
98 Treanna Smoot


1st FLIGHT NET

71 Helen Bourquin
73 Rene'e Rahilly
75 Kimberly Dolata

2ND FLIGHT GROSS

107 DAnna Lawson
108 Ethel Mc Crea
109 Maureen Allen

2ND FLIGHT NET

74 Sally Davis
77 Tinker Lane
79 Cynthia Bergin


CLOSEST TO THE PIN: HELEN BOURQUIN 7 FT. 10 IN.
LEAH DUKES 19 FT. 11 IN

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

And Our New Club Champion Is...........

Paso Robles Women's Golf Club
May 20, 2008
Three Day Club Championship

Danielle Furden 263 Club Champion

Sue Lin Bracken 282 Runner-up
Rhonda Galyardt 220 Low Net

1st Flight

Gaye Mayfield 299 Low Gross
Kimberly Dolata 315 2nd Low Gross
Sue Gallagher 224 Low Net

2nd Flight

Denise Kudla 320 Low Gross
Carol McGuffin 324 2nd Low Gross
Tinker Lane 223 Low Net

Closest to Pin Kimberly Dolata 4 Ft. 1 In.
Sue Gallagher 4 Ft. 2 1/4 In

Monday, May 19, 2008

Caddy Humor

These are the Top 5 Caddy Replies:

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep you head down that long."

Golfer: "I'd move Heaven and Earth to break a 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try Heaven, you've already moved most of the Earth."

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Grape Escape Results - May 2, 2008

OVER THE FIELD WINNERS:

GROSS: Loraine Ped (Dairy Creek) & Carol Siegel (San Luis CC) - 79

NET: Denise Kudla (Paso Robles) & Dianna Kudla (Chalk Mountain)

FIRST FLIGHT:
FIRST PLACE: GROSS: Farrel (Avila Beach) & Cohen - 80
FIRST PLACE: NET: Poulsen (San Luis CC) & Fujimoto (San Luis CC) - 66

SECOND PLACE: GROSS: Marilyn Harmon (Paso Robles) & Dykes (Dayton, Nevada) - 84
SECOND PLACE: NET: Sue An (Morro Bay) & Kim Dolata (Paso Robles) - 67

THIRD PLACE: GROSS: Campolmi (Dairy Creek) & Pestrello (Dairy Creek) - 87
THIRD PLACE: NET: Richards (Morro Bay) & Rarig (Dairy Creek) - 68

SECOND FLIGHT:
FIRST PLACE: GROSS: Evans (Riverside) & Bourquin (Paso Robles) - 87
FIRST PLACE: NET: Bergin (Paso Robles) & Sanford (Chalk Mountain) - 61

SECOND PLACE: GROSS: Langfield (Bakersfield) & Alexander (Kern River) - 90
SECOND PLACE: NET: Triol (Paso Robles) & Bailey (Chalk Mountain) - 64

THIRD PLACE: GROSS: Ferguson (Paso Robles) & Serpa (Chalk Mountain)
THIRD PLACE: NET: Gallagher (Paso Robles) & Santos (Dayton, Nevada) - 67

THIRD FLIGHT:
FIRST PLACE: GROSS: Allen (Paso Robles) & Sisti (Eagle Point, Oregon) - 92
FIRST PLACE: NET: Dyer (Sea Pines) & Shaw (Morro Bay) - 58
SECOND PLACE: GROSS: Shaffer (Paso Robles) & Simmons (Chalk Mountain) - 94
SECOND PLACE: NET: Lopez (Paso Robles) & Wilson (Avila) - 61
THIRD PLACE: GROSS: Roeder (Paso Robles) & Waggener (Chalk Mountain) - 97
THIRD PLACE: NET: Diaz (Morro Bay) & Villafana (Paso Robles) - 63

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Golfisms

Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about your golf swing.

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse

The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many other errors.

If it ain't broke, try changing your grip.

Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

It is surprisingly easy to hole a fifty-foot putt... for an 8.

Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

It's not a gimme if you're still away.

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

There are two kinds of bounces; unfair bounces and bounces just the way you meant to play it.

You can hit a two-acre fairway 10% of the time and a two-inch branch 90% of the time.

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.

When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.

If you want to hit a 7 iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.

There are two things you can learn by stopping your back-swing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove.

Hazards attract, fairways repel.

You can put a draw on the ball, you can put a fade on the ball, but no golfer can put a straight on the ball.

A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.

If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker; if both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.

It's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard.

A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot.

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Golf Hazards

There is a reason you don't go into the desert looking for your golf ball!


Something New

I'm trying something new. I made a little "video" from pictures Gennie took the last month or so. I can't figure out how to "import" it to this site, but maybe you can access the following site and view it. Let me know if it works!

http://animoto.com/play/uLdRDmh2d7GHGvtj2r3glQ

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

May 6 Game - Ace of the Month

ACE OF THE MONTH

GROSS: HELEN BOURQUIN 94

NET: DENISE KUDLA 65

1st FLIGHT

GROSS: 1st SUE AN 91
2nd HELEN BOURQUIN 94

NET: 1ST RHONDA GALYARDT 73
2ND BETTIE TRIOL 75

2ND FLIGHT

GROSS: 1ST TIE ANN BARRY 105
DENISE KUDLA 105

NET: 1ST DANNA LAWSON 74
2ND TINKER LANE 76

CLOSEST TO PIN HELEN BOURQUIN 19 FT. 4 IN.
SUE LIN BRACKEN 45 FT.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

May Newsletter

The May Newsletter was emailed today, and will be in the proshop to be picked up on Tuesday. (I will try to get it over there Sunday before the couples tournament, but I'm not making any promises.)

Everyone did a super job on the Invitational - it was lots of fun, and very well run! Kudos to everyone involved.

By the way, one of the male foursomes playing Friday was my neighbor, and even he commented on the decorations in the lady's room by #12! I guess the guys were peeking in to see what all the commotion was about! They couldn't believe there was a plant in there! I think the mirror should stay.

If someone will send me the results of the invitational, I will post them on the blog!

Thanks